Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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