Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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