When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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