I cockslap morals
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
