You really coming over, don't trick.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Found your dick twin last night
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Randomize
