I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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