does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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