Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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