I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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