She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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