guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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