I look better un-naked...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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