3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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