i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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