I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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