ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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