i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there's paper in my vomit.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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