I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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