why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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