I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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