she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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