I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize