So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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