Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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