I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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