If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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