Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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