Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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