No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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