She said her name was "party"
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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