There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
