Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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