google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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