he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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