Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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