I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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