North Korea, Best Korea!
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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