i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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