I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Everyone says I win the strip club
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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