Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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