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(720): View more from Colorado

i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.

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(705): View more from Ontario

From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute

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(541): View more from Oregon

I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.

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(816): View more from Missouri

It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday

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