I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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