sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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