Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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