ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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