I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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