goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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