The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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