I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
