Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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