I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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