i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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