I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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