By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
