I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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