i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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